Already, they've been compared more times than each cares to remember: Brett Favre, now and again property of the Packers, and Tony Romo, who grew up in Burlington, Wisconsin.
Speaking of Boras clients, let me put an end to the rumor that Winchell's Donuts has been sponsoring Andruw Jones.
The Yankees got Xavier Nady so cheap, you would've thought Brian Cashman did the deal with Kevin McHale.
I feel about the X-Games as Tony Montana felt about the Diaz brothers.
The Chinese government has already rescinded press freedoms that were guaranteed before the Olympics. In other words, the communist regime has learned from Cablevision.
The Russian basketball team got a coach from Israel by way of Princeton and a American point guard from Bucknell.
Woo! Woo! Go Mother Russia!
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is already turning in his grave.
Right now there's a guy wondering if that's the one who plays for the Ducks.
OK, Los Angeles is finally starting to bug me. Montana Avenue is crawling with grown men decked out like they're ready for the final stage of the Tour de France.
Fellas, have a normal mid-life crisis. Get a third Mercedes. Tell your secretary you were lovers in the 13th century. Admit you have a crush on a member of the Chinese swim team.
Or do something really kinky: eat a Winchell's donut.
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